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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.