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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:02

No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
I Can't Wait for Apple's F1 Movie. Its Haptic iPhone Trailer Has Me Even More Excited - CNET
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
RKF Jr. May Have Just Ruined Our Best Weapon Against Bird Flu - The Bulwark
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
The Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses are on sale for their best price to date - The Verge
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Now Is The Best Time To See The Milky Way’s Glowing Core In All Its Glory - IFLScience
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
TSA issues warning as they ban certain card at airport security that's owned by millions - UNILAD
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.